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 Loveletters: Bunch of wimps
Posted by Microdot - Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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You and your site are so full of shit. I signed up and then immediately got baned. So I simply ask ‘why’? and am then sent this bullshit email about how I can’t read, and how I’m supposedly a dumbass. So what if I posted something in the wrong place. I dont care what that microsodt guy said, it wasn’t spam. And ss that really worth banning me over? You guys are such a bunch of fucking wimps. You act all tough on the internet, but I bet you would cry the moment a real guy beat your ass. What a load of shit. I don’t want on that shitty website anyway.

-jeremyk19@xxxxxxxxx.com

sweet mother of fuck… that was a LOT of crying packed into such a small email.

lets run down the check list, shall we:
- “you are full of shit”: check.
- threats of physical violence: check.
- play the tough guy: check.
- deny wanting in: check.

its a classic case of head-up-ass disease. we’re probably going to need some tongs, and a lot of ky jelly to get this one dislodged though. tell you what jeremy… lets just save us all a lot of time, and i’ll copy and paste the original solution to your devastating problems…. its 2 simple steps:
1 – Run into your kitchen and find the largest, sharpest knife in the drawer.
2 – Fuck yourself with it.

good luck. we hope you succeed.

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 Loveletters: Bitching about Bush
Posted by Microdot - Saturday, August 11th, 2007

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You sit there bitching about Bush but Kerry would suck just as bad. At least Bush isn’t a pussy and is standing up for freedom. Why don’t you just move to Iraq if you think it’s so great? You people make me sick. He will go down in history as one of our greatest Presidents ever, and you will be too dumb to realize it.

Fuck you

your name is fuck you? i bet not. in fact, i bet its something completely different. you know that sound thats made right as a big load of shit first hits the water as it falls from your ass into the toilet? whats that sound called? is it printed on your drivers license?

who the fuck said iraq was great? i think its a shithole personally, and am halfway offended that we would even send our troops there in the first place. its your kind that think its great enough to send soldiers over to die for. if you are so gung-ho about “spreading freedom”… strap on a fucking AK and get your ass to iraq shitforbrains. the rest of us would rather deal with the problems in our own country than playing big brother to a bunch of enraged muslim goat fuckers that want to blow us up for letting you have a voice.

and whats this about bush going down in history? are you that big of an open mouthed shitbrained sloth that you cant keep up with the rest of us? please do the ENTIRE PLANET a favor… don’t vote anymore. you are the type of idiot that can’t see the forest for the trees and is barely able to muster the brain power to fart, let alone make decisions that could affect more than just you and the half dead hamster you have lodged in your ass.

and before the angry republican grandmothers unite to spam my inbox with hatemail… i have no affiliation with ANY group. all politicians are shitbags. i just happen to agree a hell of a lot more with independents and democrats than i do with the insane ramblings of religous zealots hellbent on destroying the country that i love. i also have a huge problem with idiocy in washington. its one thing to see jethro on the evening news talking about how he was abducted by aliens, and can’t work on the farm no mo. its another thing to see that level of competency repeated from the oval office.

in conclusion, please feel free to go fuck yourself with a running lawnmower idiotboy.

-MICRODOT

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 Loveletters: Cosplay
Posted by Microdot - Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

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I think you have it all wrong on people that like to cosplay. I go to a lot of anime conventions and local cosplay groups all the time, and they are all really smart people with a life! It’s closed minded people like you that give us a bad name. If people like you would stop, maybe the fun would shine through and others could see how enjoyable it really is!

Kim – aka: aerisgirl

yes… i see. i must have it all wrong. let’s recap, shall we?

you dress up in costumes. check.
you pretend to be fictional characters from games and comics. check.
you make believe you have imaginary powers. check.
you think this is normal behavior. check.

no… i think i’ve pretty much nailed it there “aerisgirl”.

whats sad, is that you can’t see the problem yourself. sure… there are plenty of others like you. but unlike you, they are stored in padded rooms, with big white jackets and get electroshock therapy to make the voices go away. now… dont get me wrong. im not saying this is an abomination, or that something needs to be done here by the public. i live on the bleeding edge of the boundary of societies acceptance, and could give a shit less what anyone says or thinks about me. but, unlike you, my mind, and views, are based in this little thing i like to call reality. i mean… sure… its fun to pretend sometimes. like just the other night i pretended to be your moms daddy. i spanked her for being bad. she was very bad. we pretended all night long. but, that was in a motel 6… not a convention hall on display. (at least not that time)

the point here is this: when you are 8 years old, and want to do this… great. more power to you kid. live it up. but when you are 35, live at home with mommy, and go out to conventions on the weekends dressed as a game character, you give an all new meaning to the word “pathetic-shitbag-destined-to-be-a-future-serial-killer”.

so… do i think you should be forced to stop? not at all. do i think you should seek mental help to unfuck your brain? you bet your sweet level 9 mage ass i do.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
-Microdot

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