I don’t have many rules… actually I dont really have any… but we’ll call these “guidelines for keeping your asshole in one piece”

1. do not bump a thread over a few weeks old without something really constructive to add. (with the exception of the intro thread) and no… “omg!! she so h0t!!” is not my definition of constructive you fucking clownboat.

2. pandoras box (in the forum) is where you put your bitching and complaining if you so feel a need to do it. the sports forum, the gaming forum, and the tech forums are kept relatively clean. nobody wants to read your pussy aching in there. “voicing an opinion” and “crying about it” are two different things entirely.

3. while its going to happen from time to time… try to put shit in the right forum. there arent too many. nobody is going to rip your head off for doing it unless you consistently do it over and over like a fuckstick. also… if your thread is not safe for work… please label it as such as a courtesy to those who are fucking off instead of working. thanks.

4. i am always right. if your opinion varies from mine… you are wrong, and dumb. and we will laugh at you at point and call you names.

5. you better have a fucking sense of humor. if not.. leave immediately.

remember these guidelines, and you will live a long and happy life. if you have just signed up in the forum… then make sure to introduce yourself here.