Do you think that hating God is funny? I think it is sad. God said there would be people that would speak out against him, and that just makes those of us that follow the word of our Lord and Saviour, pray for you that much harder. Prayer will eventually defeat you, and then will it be as funny? Will you be laughing then?

My Church is very progressive, and this week in Sunday School, we were told to find one group online that we should all pray for. I found your site and suggested it. Now you will have 20 people praying for you! The odds are in our favor, and Satan will lose! Hallelujah!

But if I cast out devils by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God is come unto you. Matthew 12:28

Blessed be his name

yes, as a matter of fact, i do think hating god is funny. actually… i’ll take it a step further and say on the record that absolutely everything about your religion is hilarious… but mostly so, because you buy into it. one day.. when SCIENCE accomplishes time travel… i hope they can go back in time to see the creation of the bible. then, we can all see that it was never really intended to be more than an ancient comic book for kiddies to color in-between the lines.

praying… funny you should say that. see… i view praying as a tool for the weak. its an excuse. if you cant make it happen on your own, you wish upon a star, and hope that a magical being will grant your wish. isntead of standing up and fighting tooth and nail… putting some effort into it… you chose to sit, eyes closed, and wish for it.

im so happy that you are praying for me. thats super. i would like to put in a few requests:
- i want to be ruler of the universe
- lots and lots of money in my money market savings account. (obscene amounts. stock options are ok too.)
- the “experimental” phase jesus went through in his college years kissing other guys… i want those photos published in teh new york times.
- christian concentration camps: run by yours truly
- you – choking on a bag of glass – now
- every person who voted for bush in 2000, then again in 2004, to be made into a human shish-kabob with a telephone pole.

make it happen.

one day… at the end of time… you will realize your folly. you missed your chance to pledge your undying allegiance to me, and must then spend eternity being ass raped by john goodman in a clown suit with a spiked baseball bat. (every tuesday and thursday at least. fridays will be poker night. saturdays are reserved for public executions via lottery system. heres to hoping you win!)

and god said unto microdot: “go forth, and make their asses bleed until the dry valleys have been overcome with the rivers of their sorrows.” to which microdot replied: “i shall do this. starting with you first bitch.” and it was good. – microdot 13:68-69