this is a special email recieved after sending out the community bulletin as i do monthly.

Micro….I really had no problem with you until I realized how much of an ass you can be. Notice i said can be. You do have your moments where in my personal opinion your are a decient individual. However sending me an email message that calls me a moron when you have no clue who I am isnt being decient. And on top of that i would prefer that you dont talk about my mother in that manner.(telling me to send you nude pics of her). Get a life! Since your so powerful on the internet find your own nude pics.

Yes i realize how much power you have on the internet but i will NOT believe for a minute that the world revolves around you. I also realize that you could fuck my world up as far as the computer is concerned.

To finally answer your question about me joining your site, I would rather not be associated with it. Please take me off your email mailing list. Sending me more emails will only be a waste of your time due to the fact that i will only delete them from here on out. Thanks for your time and have a great evening.

P.S. The statements made above are just my personal opinion, just like you had a personal opinion that i was a moron.

WeedKY

first… it appears someone hasnt grasped the meaning of joke… so i’ll help out: (pay special attention to #4)

joke: (jõk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
5. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

now thats out of the way… lets move on. i’d like to be the first to welcome you to the internet, and message boards. see… we administrators send out this thing we call “newsletters” or “announcements”… they get emailed to thousands of people at a time who have signed up. if you dont want them, they always offer you a way of stopping future emails, as well as just flat out not signing up to begin with. both of which you have yet to manage to muster up the brainpower to accomplish or figure out. keep trying though.

moving along… the word is ‘decent’ you imbecile. DECENT! a typo is one thing.. choosing not to use punctuation unless its needed.. ehh.. no big deal… but graduating grade school knowing how to spell BIG WORDS like DECENT is something you need to check into posthaste. ha

i’m glad you realize how much power i have. don’t make me use it. i will smote the and cast ye down into the bowels of the hutt’s lair covered in honey mustard flavored mcdonalds dipping sauce. And then you shall be pwn3d!!1!

there was a question in my newsletter? i scanned it, and in fact, never even saw a question mark. maybe next time, instead of a bed time story… you could get mommy to read you the email again. and tell that bitch to stop ad-libbing the parts she cant sound out.

and lastly… as i mentioned above.. i really wasnt calling ‘YOU’ a moron (that big joke thing i posted above) but you have suffeciently proven yourself worthy of the title. so wear it with pride queen moron. hahaha

your mother should have spit,
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