If you havent been to the forums recently… well… let’s just say that you’re missing out on quite a bit. (understatement of the year)

We get morons from time to time. most are boring, that just want to log in and cry about something said. usually, it amounts to 30 seconds of whimpering, and then they run away never to be seen again. but every once in a while, we get a true open mouthed breathing downs syndrome patient that brings a level of crazy that both amazes, and gives us something to laugh at for a good long while.

and that once in a while has happened again. this time, in the form of a chick named gingeranne. see… normally, when people come to the forum and instantly start spouting off and bragging about who they are or what they do… they have something there to back it up with. not ginger. oh no. in fact… it has now turned into comedic gold at a level none of us thought was even remotely possible. for a sample of the level of idiocy here…. her STRONG point is: she dresses up in costumes and pretends to be video game characters.

I just love the way you think you’re hot shit. I can tell you are probably some computer nerd who likes to sit around and play games online while you talk through a little headset about how much you rock. I miss the good old days of high school when I used to kick the shit out of dorks like you.

wow, you really have me pegged. i can’t believe how ‘on the money’ you are with your observations. its like you got right inside my head and within seconds knew everything about me. you should call miss cleo… i think you’ve got the gift. I know its not the stability and open working environment that you are acustomed to with working at burger king, but i’m sure there is plenty of room for advancement. regardless… its hard to argue with such astute and strategically worded observations… you’re a regular sherlock holmes.

however, i cant help but get the feeling that you are holding back. are you sure its “kicking the shit out of dorks” you miss from your high school days, and not the lathering up in the bath house after a sweaty game of badminton with your equally “straight” man friends? maybe its the pat on the ass from your coach after a well played game that you miss. has your iner child ever been touched by a hamster inserted rectally?

tomorrow, when you’re manager is bitching you out for using more than the alloted amount of ketchup per whopper, take heart in knowing that you really owned those kids in high school. it’ll make you feel better.

sincerely,
microdot – registered psychologist

Finally… the day is at hand. Christians are running scared foretelling the coming of the devil (news flash: i’ve been here for 32 years now) while the rest of us celebrate the most sacred of days that only comes once per century.

and then of course… there’s the capitalist end of things. hell, michigan has seen its share of tshirts and beer coozy sales go through the roof. (i want one of the salt and pepper shaker sets shaped like the gates of hell. they’re adorable.)

don’t worry though silly christians… june 6th will come and go, and you will still be here, just as idiotic as always.

so.. no need to bow down just yet. i’ll let you know when that day comes around. watch out for the crazies though… my followers can be quite mischievous. but, the bloodshed should be kept to a minimum.