You are a fucking pathetic piece of SHIT. You don’t even have the balls to stand up to someone, you just whine about it like the pussy you really are on your website where its safe. I really wish I could move to Texas so I could beat the living fucking shit out of you every single day when I wake up.

your worst nightmare
fuckyou@fuckyou.com

To: Badass, Billy
From: Microdot, your lord and saviour

such hostility! such anger! seems i may have gotten ahold of someones pampers inadvertently and twisted a few times too many. after i took a look at who you were, and the click-path you had taken across the site, i am guessing that you probably have some sort of beef with the “words” page. if you were wondering… yes, i am laughing at you, and yes, you are in stage 3. if that is not the case, then my second guess is that you are most likely an intellectual midget, currently experiencing a mid-life crisis, either live in arkansas, or alabama, think your gold chain and zodiac pendant is the perfect accessory for your chest hair and corvette, and your goat-faced girlfriend just told you that she thinks your weenie looks like a little smokie.

so…. thats another notch on the belt, and another satisfied customer, fresh from the “microdot verbal rape salon.” you obviously got the $5 lunch special, without the side of lube though… next time, i suggest lube… it wont leave you so cranky.

i think what is really happening here, is jealousy. you obviously worship the ground i walk on (and i cant blame you) and are frustrated that no matter how hard you try, you cant be like me. that, coupled with the fact that you suck at life, has to be upsetting, i’m sure. but have no fear…. i’m sure your future holds much dry humping of the throw pillows on your moms couch, jerking it to sears lingerie catalogs, and drooling. that should cheer you up.

Your master,
Microdot.

ps: the microdot-haters support group meetings are held down the hall to your left, but you will need to supply your own diapers and powder. also suggested that you bring plenty of tampons and hankies. there is usually lots of crying.