If you’re here… it means that something has gone horribly wrong. Like… if you screw over a really close friend, and not pay them for things you owe them…. or.. if you are a whiney shitbrick who cant keep your pampers dry longer than it takes the hutt to wolf down a twinkie…. then again… this could all be a mistake, and this is a dream, and you should just go back to sleep. better yet… why not pick up a hobby in the meantime…. something like… oh… i don’t know…. deep throating a loaded shotgun maybe? or how about seeing how far up your ass you can shove a butchers knife before it starts to hurt. my guess on the majority of you… the handle.

anyway… its nice to have the new people. although most of you are here for the pretty pictures as you cant read a fucking word i have written you illiterate son of a bitches… its nice all the same. welcome.. and enjoy your stay. shitbags.

love and kisses,
microdot