Ladies and gentlemen and morons of all ages… allow me to welcome you to version 4 of microdoted.com. (for those of you stumped by this, yes… there have been three previous versions of this website. and yes, you are one of the morons i spoke of a moment ago.)

I’ve concentrated more on content this time around. Design is fun and all… but no matter what you do, someone has done something like it before in some way shape or form, so why waste the time. Maybe someday I’ll get a wild hair and decide to go back to a more graphic based site.. but until then, deal with it. or go fuck yourself. whichever saying works best for you. The structure of the site has been mapped and planned from the ground up to revolve around the greatest thing on the planet… me. (candy corn came in a close second.)

So.. enjoy the new place. or don’t. See if I get you anything next time.

You’re a dick. Why you’re a dick, I don’t know. My guess is it has something to do with your small penis. It was really obvious to everyone that the last letter was a kid. Why did you have to point that out and make fun of them for it? Were you never a kid? Its pretty awkward being one, and to have some fuckface on the internet ridicule you for being one is just low. Why don’t you grow up and pick on someone your own size. I’ll be more than happy to beat your ass. Just name the time and the place.

Jerry
Crip191@hotmail.com

No, the last email was from a LAWER. did you run about pretending to be a LAWER when you were a kid? especially making threats on the net? my guess is no. Besides… it should be treated as a learning experience. He/she will learn not to do stupid things with little to no point. You should thank me, that may be a future president. (GWB made it in, why not this clown?)

now… as for your proposal… i’m game. sounds like a good publicity stunt. I’ll be over at your moms house at precisely 9pm. and be a pal and pick me up a box of trojans on your way over. Get the magnum 24 pack. I’ll be staying the weekend, and dont want to run out. plus… i dont like using the same jimmy after ramming her in the ass with it. If you’re nice, I’ll let you watch.

Ok… back to your email. (sorry… i had to run and squeeze one off real quick. your mom gives me a stiffy, and makes it hard to type. I’m sure you understand… she’s your mom and all) Was there a point to all of this anyway? You sure had a lot to say, for very little.

Don’t be late tough guy.
Love,
Microdot