ladies and gents… it has been brought to my attention that i have a new slogan. today, the queen of bm, mr baker, has dubbed yours truly….”king of all douchebags”.

i remember a day when i strove to be but a knight on the douchebag round table. after years of hard work.. countless hours of training and preparing.. i have finally achieved my goal. i worked my way up from vinegar squire, to bottle boy… and then the spot where i thought i would achieve no higher… sir douchebag of cameltoe. and now… in a freak and furious turn of events… i have recieved my nod to reign. bow down and kiss the ring of the king of douchebagland.

sometimes, the feeble make me laugh. HA!

First point of order… the site is being re-fuckgineered from the ground up. All aspects of it will be getting a face lift and makeover within the next few days or weeks or whenever the fuck i feel like finishing it. you fucking people are so god damned demanding.

Second point of order… yes.. the rumors are true. What was, shall be once again. Hell has reopened its forum. Amid much controversy, crying, kicking, screaming, cussing, and general confusion and disorder (lets face it.. when is it not like that around here) they are back up and running full steam. The forum, like the rest of the site, shall be revamped soon as well, with a brand new gallery integration just as it was before.

Last point of order… i hope you all burn your pubic hairs on a large firework this 4th of july. Let’s not forget that there are a shitload of men and women fighting an illegal war in a country far far away that shouldnt be there in the first place… and all to protect our freedoms. you know… protecting your freedoms.. in case you were planning on moving to iraq.

Your one true ruler and master,
Microdot.
(now go fuck yourself you whiney douches)