First it was napster. Then it was a full blown assualt on their fans via a multitude of lawsuits. Now… they are torturing their fans with a movie. Release date is set at July 9th, 2004… the title… Some Kind of Monster.

Watch the trailer if you dare. I feel that I must forewarn you ahead of time… the drama is almost as thick as a day time soap opera. In fact, I would like to start a petition to have this movie renamed to Steel Magnolias 2. So, make sure that you download it illegaly via kazaa or winmx to help support Lars gay tickle fetish.

Britney Spears is not a Ho. You are just being a dickhead because someone as famous as her would NEVER EVER EVER tak to you in a million years you dick. She is a role model for young people and tenagers everywhere, and I am sure as son as she see’s you site, her lawers are probably going to beat the fuck out of you, and I really REALLY hope they do.

Ad you cannnot use my email because I don’t want a zilion peices of spam email in my email account. If Britney Spears asks you, and asks who I am, please give it to her, but nobody else and you can’t post it because you said you wouldnt on your site, and I am a lawer, and know that doing so afterwards is breaking the law and you can go to jail.

JASON

HOLY SHIT!!! RUN EVERYONE!!! BRITNEYS LAWERS ARE COMING FOR ME!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!

Do mommy and daddy know you are using the computer this late on a school night? Also, please try and pay attention tomorrow in reading comprehension and remedial english. You need to brush up a bit. I can deal with the small errors from time to time as I am guilty of quite a few… but you take the cake pal. Try less “oops i did it again” and more cracking of the fucking books.

Out of curiousity… which law school did you attend? Harvard? Princeton? Martin Luther King Jr. High? I am betting wherever it was, you were quite the pride of the local gay community.

oh yeah… and by the way….

I’m rubber, you’re glue. fuckhead.

Nighty nighy pumpkin
Microdot

Why? are we really that stupid? (and by ‘we’, i of course mean ‘you’)

Why do i need to see a disclaimer at the bottom of my tv screen to tell me that the drivers in this particular audi commercial are trained professionals, and you shouldnt go running around in your moms chevy and try to make it drift at 120mph? are you that fucking stupid? or how about when i get a cup of coffee at mcdeathbox… do i really need that disclaimer telling me that its hot and i shouldn’t pour it down my face like a freaking retard?

simple point here people: if you are too stupid to follow simple common sense things in society… you should just go ahead and do us all a favor, and jump off the tallest building of your choosing.