How can you side with smokers? Second hand smoke is the leading killer in the nation, and you are doing nothing but encouraging it. There are kids that will read this, and now think its funny and cool to smoke again. I hope your host pulls the plug on your site, as it is pointless, and does not need to pollute my internet any longer. While you are at it, try growing up a little.

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how can i side with smokers? easy. i like them better than i like you. when did second hand smoke become THE leading killer in the US? are you pulling figures out of your ass now, or what? it is funny and cool to smoke. who told you differently? and by what autority did they have to tell you that? did you see any comedian/hipster identification?

chill the fuck out windbag. if you are so scared that your childs fragile psyche is going to be persuaded by my words, then maybe what really needs to happen, is instead of you spending 5 minutes emailing me and bitching about it, you should take that 5 minutes and talk to your kid. try being a parent. cause i gaurantee you… if you dont, i will warp their minds, and then their souls will be damned to a life of prostitution and sucking dick for crack money.

i think the funniest part of your email ms x, is that you, as an aol customer, deem this as “your internet”. i realize that the candy coated world of yahoo’s and the cookingchannel.com has given you a false sense of security… but be certain of one thing… this is far from “your internet”. rather… you have stumbled willingly into my playground now, on my terms, and all because you just couldnt stand it that i made little johnny run out and grab a pack of marlboros and a vile of crank and throw his life down the shitter. i think i am going to make a trophy for myself on this one.

in conclusion, shut the fuck up you rastafarian pubic entanglement, quit bitching, and try being a parent, not a complainer.

yours truly,
microdot.

Why? WHY? WHY???
It seems that there is an ever growing “club” of people that I make cry. Now.. I know what you’re saying… “How are you making them cry? Are you running to their homes and kicking their dog or something?” The answer is simple. I say mean things, sometimes honest things, and even more times.. assholish things to them, and thus, they cry. There is actually a support group that has formed at another forum, JUST to talk about how bad of a person I am. I think what is worse, is that some adults are so affected AND afflicted by words that they may read on AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD… and become so infuriated by an online persona, that they actually take time out of their miserable little lives, and allow it to disrupt everything that they do. over. and over. and over. and over again. Needless to say, I have made quite the topic of discussion with them. Through my web of spies, I have managed to obtain several snippets from last months support group meeting:

“Hi, my name is and I am a victim, feel bad for me, and lets talk about how mean microdot (or insert your own witty name.. microdick, microgod, etc. I have heard them all) is and then let us hold hands and pat each other on the backs and be friends and do friendly things. Circle Jerk anyone? I call pivot man!”

Sad. But, alas, I merely have two things to say in retort:

1 – It’s the internet ladies. Grow up, become an adult, and don’t be so affected by people calling you a name, or words you may read. You’ll live a lot longer, and a lot happier that way. Try worrying about number one, before you worry about all the number two.
2 – I WIN!!! I WIN!! I WIN!!!

Yes… ladies and gentlemen… we are live. All of the complainers and right wing morons who have nothing to do but sit there and tell me how morally repugnant my site is, or how much of a dick I / we may be, we are pleased to announce a simple 2 step program (yes… that’s right, just two easy steps to recovery. we strive for ease of use around here) aimed at helping you deal with issues that stem from online personalities:

1 – Run into your kitchen and find the largest, sharpest knife in the drawer.
2 – Fuck yourself with it.

… yes ladies and gents… its that easy. You will be back to living your life to the fullest in NO TIME!