Articles and thoughts from the mind of Microdot http://www.microdoted.com I tried. then i tried again. and again. i gave it a second and third chance. i gave it more of a chance to prove itself to me than anything else on this planet. and finally, im done. flat out, fucking finished. never again will an xbox darken my entertainment center. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?xbox-360-pile-of-shit So i'm sitting in my home office... getting the last few things on a project done... when all of a sudden: BOOM! my windows are rattling, and walls start shaking. i jump up and head for the door, then it almost feels like an earthquake... pictures start dropping off the walls, and my dog is going batshit crazy. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=natural-gas-explosion Ahhh.... the smell of children's hearts being broken from not getting that pony santa promised them.... its invigorating. but, lets move on. this year, we at microdoted are trying to do something nice. (i know, i know... there's a first for everything though) http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=xmas Maybe you've seen him on the national news, or maybe you're a resident of Texas, and already know him. For those that don't... the man in the middle is Kinky Friedman, an independent candidate for Texas Governor. If you live in Texas, I urge you to get off your ass and vote for him in Nov. If you don't, you deserve to be sodomized by a 900lb gorilla. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=kinky Now normally... I dont make a habit of being nice, and kind, and fluffy, and huggy, and... well... just basically gay. But, this deserves a little attention. our very own ms prissy has decided to raise some money for charity. she is participating in a 5k run/walk for the susan komen breast cancer foundation. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=breast-cancer i had a small clash of opinions this morning at the gas station on the way to work. normally, i will do everything in my power to jump right into it, and escalate it to a point that the other person is ready to pull a gun and kill me... but, this guy was extremely elderly and i was tired... so i let it go. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=independence-day so im sitting down and putting together a proposal again (the the billionth time) on getting things up to snuff with licensing on the m$ platform. so its fresh in my mind, and one of those things that just eats away at me. http://www.microdoted.com/tech-archive.php?tech=why-i-hate-microsoft If you havent been to the forums recently... well... let's just say that you're missing out on quite a bit. (understatement of the year) We get morons from time to time. most are boring, that just want to log in and cry about something said. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=gingeranne Finally... the day is at hand. Christians are running scared foretelling the coming of the devil (news flash: i've been here for 32 years now) while the rest of us celebrate the most sacred of days that only comes once per century. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=666 I recently have had my fill of all of this "next gen" crap. and leading the pack, is the ever hyped nintendo wii. not only does it have the most idiotic name on the face of the planet... but the console is just pure crap. it doesnt get much worse folks. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=wiidiot If you have spent any time in the forums, then you are probably already aware that i am a fan of an artist from florida named gundito. his paintings make you question, think, and provoke some amount of laughter usually. well, he made the news recently. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=gundito let's not beat around the bush (no pun intended... i would have said lets beat him with rosevelts wheelchair) and just come out and be blunt about it... the president is not only one of the most patheticly simpleminded shitbags that has ever served as president of the united states http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=bush the smell of the leaves turning brown and decaying... blood filling the streets as mass mayhem ensues... children crying from my basement to be let out. yes... all of that means it must be halloween again. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=halloween If you're here... it means that something has gone horribly wrong. Like... if you screw over a really close friend, and not pay them for things you owe them.... or.. if you are a whiney shitbrick who cant keep your pampers dry longer than it takes the hutt to wolf down a twinkie.... then again... this could all be a mistake, and this is a dream, and you should just go back to sleep. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=welcome-again This is Ray Nagin.. the current mayor of New Orleans. I have never in my life heard candor like this. a politician that isnt afraid on the consequences of his words, and actually speaks the truth about everything? un-fucking-believeable. this man needs to run for fucking president. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=nagin Taking a break from the usual here at microdoted.com. I'm usually mr. happy-go-fuck-yourself... but these people really need any help they can get. Hurricane Katrina has completely demolished most of the gulf coast, with New Orleans being hit the hardest. I'm going to be heading out there after the holiday... and I dont expect it to be a joyride. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=red-cross and no... i'm not talking about the mentally retarded, or just plain stupid.... i'm talking about the ones that should have enough common sense to put two and two together, but due to morals, or beliefs in an imaginary friend, they choose not to. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=dobson ladies and gents... it has been brought to my attention that i have a new slogan. today, the queen of bm, mr baker, has dubbed yours truly...."king of all douchebags". http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=where-we-left-off First point of order... the site is being re-fuckgineered from the ground up. All aspects of it will be getting a face lift and makeover within the next few days or weeks or whenever the fuck i feel like finishing it. you fucking people are so god damned demanding. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=you-are-all It my normal day to day activities, I seem to piss a lot of people off. Score one for Microdot. However, some reaaaaaally get pissed off and take it personally. Score ten for Microdot. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=i-have-that-effect First it was napster. Then it was a full blown assualt on their fans via a multitude of lawsuits. Now... they are torturing their fans with a movie. Release date is set at July 9th, 2004... the title... Some Kind of Monster. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=metallica-is I am all for cruel and unusual punsihment... but some people dont deserve it. this guy... did not deserve what happened to him. his family... they didnt deserve it either. the fact that this video exists, turns my stomach. but i think its crucial for people to understand why it exists, and just what we, as humans, are capable of. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=fuck-your-war Is he alive? I guess nobody really knows. Regardless of whether his cancer got the best of him 20 years ago or not... the man has STILL pulled the largest prank ever. If its not for the simple fact that he pulled off being dead for 20 years, then its for the fact that he is dead, and has AGAIN risen back to controversial status as before. Truly... back from the dead. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=i-win-i-win It seems that there is an ever growing "club" of people that I make cry. Now.. I know what you're saying... "How are you making them cry? Are you running to their homes and kicking their dog or something?" The answer is simple. I say mean things, sometimes honest things, and even more times.. assholish things to them, and thus, they cry. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=do-you-need-a-tissue You've all seen them. the fucking commercial that's like driving nails down a mother fucking chalkboard. "the truth about smoking". well.. here it is ladies... THE TRUTH IS that you are going to die someday, regardless of what you do. ALSO, part of that truth, is that there is a good chance, its going to be a massively bloody death with carnage and dismemberment. Laying there bleeding to death, I highly doubt that you will indeed look back and state that you wished you hadn't smoked. it might have added some years to your life. http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=the-truth Yes... ladies and gentlemen... we are live. All of the complainers and right wing morons who have nothing to do but sit there and tell me how morally repugnant my site is, or how much of a dick I / we may be, we are pleased to announce a simple 2 step program (yes... that's right, just two easy steps to recovery. we strive for ease of use around here) aimed at helping you deal with issues that stem from online personalities: http://www.microdoted.com/articles.php?article=welcome